Thursday, September 15, 2005

I can't believe he ate the whole thing....

Bob has the most disgusting photo in his blog. Yeah, you can click here for this disgusting sight:
Bob Gentry

He says it's chili cheese fries, I dunno. I sure as hell wouldn't put it in my mouth, nor would I probably get near it. He said he ate those things. DISGUSTING, utterly DISGUSTING! No hugs for you today! I'm warning you before you go there, babies don't make that kind of mess!

Somewhere I hear Joan hollering, "have you forgot the jello at Hong Kong?" That stuff was not jello...it was red translucent play doh. It stuck to the walls. You could probably use it to build a house with, save the cost of nails.

Things I refuse to try:
Fries with gravy (learned that one in Canada...Canadians are crazy, who would waste a good fry by dipping it in gravy...that's why ketchup was created!)
Snails - this just does not need an explanation
Octopus - see snails above
Rattlesnake - don't like snakes and sure don't want to eat one
Peas with onions and white gravy - sorry Mom but would you stop ruining a good bowl of peas with that mess!
Black eyed peas - peas are green and don't have eyes

Eyes -- that brings me to fish with the head still on it...why do nice fancy restuarants insist on bringing you the entire fish....I don't want to see it's head nor do I want to watch it watching me.

How did I get to this......oh yeah those disgusting chili cheese fries, which by the way I've never tried and after that view, I never will! Thanks Bob for adding to my list of things I'll never let cross my lips!

Tuesday, September 13, 2005

And the house comes tumbling down...

After building this house almost 10 years ago, finally doing something to it. Pretty amazing as most people figured I'd do something constantly. Well there's a new cermanic tile floor going into the kitchen, mudroom and bathroom. The guys showed up yesterday around 10:00 am. They got the old floor pulled up and about 90% of the backer board down. They left around 3:00 pm. Before they left, they said they would be here "early" on Tuesday. They arrived at 9:50 am....so I guess their definition of early is anything before 10:00. I give them credit, they work hard but today got off to a bad start......the witch of the house was here (telework is a nice thing!)

Yesterday we talked about them moving the appliances (which I paid to have done!) and they told me they didn't pull dishwashers out. Well I thought about this and I also have paid to have tile put where the dishwasher sits. So this morning I brought it up again and told them the entire conversation I'd had with John when he came to measure the rooms. They called someone who said they don't pull the dishwashers...fast forward to the bitch switch nearly being flipped on! I calmly said while these guys were talking...that is not what I was told and someone better get their shit together because mine is. Tomorrow they will be pulling the dishwasher.

Then when they brought the tile into the house, we realized that the expensive deco tiles were the wrong color. GRRRRRR! Now it's not these guys fault.... Plus the wrong number of pieces was ordered. GRRRRRRR! John (from above) has ordered the deco tiles and they were suppose to arrive late this afternoon so they would have them tomorrow.

Tonight while looking at the tiles that had already been placed, discovered there was one with a big crack through it....guess what's first on the agenda in the morning.

I'm glad they only asked for a deposit and not payment in full up front.

Everyone wonders why I don't do a lot to the house.....geezzzzz....oh yeah, next month, putting hardwoods in the living room and foyer.

Let me go park my broom for the night.....

Monday, September 12, 2005

FEMA Director

Before you throw things read the entire comment here.....

I have something very kind and nice to say to / about Michael Brown,

Thank you for ending your reign of stupidity!

Remind me again.....

Why I decided to get my Masters Degree?

In the two classes I have this semester, I'm assigned to group projects in both....it grates my nerves that you post and no one replies!

Oh wait I'm working on my Masters Degree to make myself a better soul.....BS!